Definitions by Shmiggens

Taylor Gif-T 

A .gif of Taylor Swift.

ME: *Tweets Taylor Swift .gif of her singing 'Bad Blood'*
HEATHER: Fuck off with your Taylor Gif-Ts, bruh!

Taylor Gif-T by Shmiggens March 13, 2017

Kanye West Breakfast

You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"

SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."

Kanye West Breakfast by Shmiggens March 2, 2017

swift cruise 

When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."

HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"

swift cruise by Shmiggens March 2, 2017