A complicated act to perform with two or more said homies, i.e the ninjaz you kick it with. well step one get groupies fanz or down ass ryder chick to give you an ya homeboyz repeated blumkins while you an said trikk be in the bathroom. step two turn out lights after taking said shit. sneek out and have your homie trade you places when he bust. step three shove her head proceed to swirlry. lmfao its grear for revenge or break up with soon to be ex girlfriends.
hey homie you wanna help me get this bitch before i break it off with her?
yeah ninja what we do?
hit her up with the "blumpkito"
yuh!!!! do it do it
yeah ninja what we do?
hit her up with the "blumpkito"
yuh!!!! do it do it
by (~$%SIXSIDEZ%$~) July 27, 2011
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You know you blumpin when you with your friend, playing music, smoking weed, and playing video games and think to yourself... "We Blumpin"
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