glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

by 475tet September 1, 2010

boat race

A fixed racing contest, especially as in crooked or rigged horserace.

Race 7 at Aqueduct was a boat race.

by G Speck April 25, 2006

whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

boat

Boat. Cockney Rhyming slang (Boat Race - face).

"That pill head was pulling boats" (pulling faces)

"Look at the boat on her/him"

by Kieran Mc July 29, 2005

Banana Boat

One of many other terms used to disguise the word "weed"

E.g

Unknown man: Hello Jet Ski instructor, could I purchase some banana boat INSERT WINK

Jet Ski: Okay I'll sell you some of this banana boat DOUBLE WINK

Unknown man 2: Sweet, lets get home to ride this banana boat

by Jet Ski instructor 5 July 6, 2011

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

boatload

A mispronunciation of buttload so that it can be said on TV.

You'd need a boatload of cash to buy a house.

by foundmymyra July 28, 2011