wennis touch

A awesome handshake that only cool people know

I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

by Detectiveatyourservice March 8, 2019

Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.

(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Heart Touch

Something that touches your heart so much that your mind says heart touch.

*someone posted a picture, art, music or something creative*
this is so heart touch/ heart touch

by hossanxmmxv July 9, 2020

Rat Thoughts

The code name for the theory that cat people control the world and view us as rats and if the ‘rats’ don’t change their thoughts about cats, there will be severe consequences. On the 21st September 2021, cat people will kill the ‘rats’ (people that don’t worship cats) by trapping rats outside and zapping them with lasers from rooftops.

Rat thoughts grrrr (code used by cat people)

by AfterSunGrrrrrrrr May 26, 2021

your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme

Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"

by ThunderTheFurry September 2, 2021