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Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick
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suck the white fox 

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.
Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.
suck the white fox by Jack August 5, 2006

suck teeth 

also called "stiups" or "stiupsin" in tha caribbean and west indies. (jamaica, tt, etc.)
TRINI: she get vex bcuz i stiupzz @ she naggin

ENUNCIATIN ANNOYIN KNOW-IT-ALL AMERICAN DUDE: i do so believe you mean "She GOT angry because I SUCKED MY TEETH at HER"

TRINI: shut up. itzz stiups, not no suck teeth
suck teeth by SICKofMLIS December 30, 2005

suck me off 

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.
Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"
suck me off by James Bourne September 25, 2003

suck it easy or lick it hard 

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...
A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

suck, fuck, and head to bed 

Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.
Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.