situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...

I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!

by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

Slurpation

Slurping sensation, if you get called a slurpation then you are weird, the slurpation of a drink.

Your such a slurpation

by Bobina the builder May 14, 2017

station wagon

station wagon is when you are doing a girl on the ground and you get on top and hump her through your room and down the stairs while on the ground and you get in your station wagon take it out of park and and move to the back nd smash and get out of 25 children of yours to steer while you move the car while humping in the bac

me and my girl station wagon down 98 highway until a cop pulled us over cause our car was bounceing too much

by billynutrickydickyyogirl May 23, 2017

situbation

Masurbating instead of dealing with a large problem, like procrasturbating, but more important

"So what are we gonna do about the economic shithole?"

"Uhh, situbation of course"

by Smargle July 31, 2017