Stockers

To be completely without sexual orientation. ie is it male, female, or something else???

holy shit look at that chick now thats a stockers!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

jello smacker

Do put ur penis in side the fat rolls of a large person and insert and excert untill you blow a load on there side

Robbie gave ambers fat ass a jello smacker last night.

by Robbierottenofcourse August 6, 2009

a-k shocker

The a-k shocker is just like the "shocker" except it's two in the stink & one in the pink.

a-k shocker is exactly what deffinition describes. When a male or female uses the pinky and ring finger to pleasure the rectum while using the index finger to pleasure a womens vagina at the same time.

by Kirsten & Amanda March 18, 2008

spocker

the extreme version of the shocker...instead of the classic two in the pink one in the stink, You simply seperate your 4 fingers into two pairs like spock from Star Trek, "live long and prosper" hand pose, before inserting two fingers in the coot and two in the boot.

that girl is such a whore i gave her the spocker and she didnt even notice

by Clay Turner June 11, 2005

Toxic shocker

An variant of the Shocker where two fingers are placed in the rectum and one finger in the vagina. May also be called Toxic shock syndrome

She didnt like the shocker so I reversed it an gave er a Toxic shocker.

by Nate August 26, 2004

The Shocker

The shocker (Three steps):
1. 2 in the pink, dick in the stink.
2. Putting your dick in her mouth to calm her down.
3. kicking her ass out the door when she cries/screams/cusses after performing the above.

Old bitch got a triple-shocker last night! I made her asshole bleed and her breath smell like shit!

by She deserved it April 30, 2005