slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

Pineapple

Why are u searching up what pineapple means?

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

by Best Definitions lol ha qwerty February 26, 2019

Pineappling

When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus

Oh do you like pineappling?~

by Virus0578 October 27, 2021

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

pineapples

Pineapples is a fruit which is used for 2 reasons,
1. To eat.
2. As an underwater-home for ya boi bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a

fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob

SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants!

OR

He is eating 9000 pineapples

by The smartest boi on the google October 23, 2017

Pineapple hair

Hard leaf part on pineapple fruit, definition created by YouTuber called Anix

Yes I did it, I added it just like Anix wanted to
He wanted it to be on urban dictionary so here You are.

This pineapple hair looks disgusting.

by HiyoshinYT June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The leafs on top of the pineapples

Wow those pineapple hairs are so juicy

by The leafy part A pineapple June 16, 2020