pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 3, 2017

pineapple hairs

is the green part of a pineapple. -for anix ;)

my favorite part of a pineapple is the pineapple hairs.

by seven_ June 16, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016

Pineapple hair

the leafy thing on the top of a pineapple

I'm gonna call it pineapple hair - Anix

by anixlover1234btwiloveyurutube June 16, 2020

upsidedown pineapple

Pineapples are used as a secret way for swingers to identify each other. If you see someone wearing an upside-down pineapple badge or pin, it means that they’re actively looking for a partner swap. An upside-down pineapple on someone’s front porch can be seen as an invitation to join a swinger party.

Look, shes wearing a pineapple pin upside down! Lets say hello maybe we can all hook up.

Upsidedown pineapple - subtle hint of swingers looking to draw in other swingers.

by MissyPoo13 July 27, 2022

Pineapples

Means to stop, quit or more specifically drop the topic.

When someone says Pinapples you better stop talking about what you're talking about before the situation escalates.

Rather than being rude and saying "shut the f*** up", it's a nicer more subtle way to say the same thing.

Jose:

"I don't care about that dumb girl and I will make her life a living hell for what she did...."

Vicki:
"PINEAPPLES!!!
PLEASE, PINEAPPLES"

by PrettyGirlE*14 May 16, 2016

pineapple fish

a person with fish lips that get bruises from sucking dick.

she's pineapple fish because she comes to school having bruises on her lips.

by bob 69 09 your mama July 27, 2016