real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 April 08, 2018

Pants Smile

When you get happy and you show it in your pants, not your face.

Collin hugged Madi and got a pants smile.

by Iamtroy_lee August 24, 2015

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 30, 2008

chinky pants

It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute

Chinky pants I choose you!

by FreakinMarley September 20, 2020

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 14, 2017

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 25, 2022