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modarka

African slang for black people. Because black people are "More Darker" then everyone else.
Those Modarka's are stealing that womans car!
by Justincarr December 24, 2007
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holiday mode

Holiday mode is a term given to the feeling one is in during the period of holidays. In holiday mode, one wishes not to engage in any academic or scholarly activities (e.g. analysing Shakespeare's Othello, deriving Kepler's Third Law, etc.) and only wishes to relax and have fun.

Holiday mode is infamously known in affecting students days, or even weeks before major breaks (summer break, winter break, spring break etc.) and has unfortunate effects on students.

One very common effect of holiday mode is a complete lack in ambition to complete any school work whatsoever. This in turn has detrimental effects on student grades.
Another effect of being in holiday mode is a feeling of total incomprehension. This means that a student just doesn't know what the hell is going on. From knowing what classes you have next day, to actually knowing what day it is tomorrow, you just don't know.

*Once a person is in holiday mode it is very difficult to get out.*
Piet: "dude, what classes do we have tomorrow? I am so confused and lost..."

Sipho: "sounds like you're in holiday mode bra...."

Bella: "we have an english presentation for tomorrow"
Ashley: "not doing it. couldn't be bothered. I'm in holiday mode now"
by dashingkab38 November 30, 2010
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Model Mayhem

A networking site geared towards aspiring models and photographers. It would be a great site, but it has flaws that are enough to overlook the pros. It's EXTREMELY unprofessional. For starters, the moderators are always on their high-horse & they'll ban members without any kind of warning if you get into a political/soapbox argument on the forums (I fail to see the connection between off-topic arguments & expanding your portfolio). And there's alot of perverted photographers who lack talent that are only interested in finding attractive models to shoot nude (or nearly nude) for their own personal pleasures & provide no benefit for the model.

Overall, Model Mayhem sucks & avoid it like a plague! It's only a matter of time before the site crashes & burns (which it will).
Skeeter: I want to build a portfolio with some nice photos. I'll join Model Mayhem.

Homer: Don't. It's unprofessional & shitty. It's full of pervy photographers who just want to see you naked & idiot moderators who exert their power plays & punish you for name-calling on the forums.

Skeeter: Okay, nevermind. I don't have to join to know that site sucks cock
by Soul_Driver July 25, 2011
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Modern Major General

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008
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Modem

The way computers still connect to the internet. Modems are not outdated, and they are not for dial-up. High speed connections such as broadband, DSL, and cable use modems. Even Wi-Fi adapters are modems! They are in no way obsolete.
I just got a new cable modem yesterday.
by MrMuffinBalls April 3, 2012
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stealth mode

the act of doing certian things quietly/slowly/very suddle or "under the radar" in order to keep your actions from certian others. It is pretty awesome if you do it right. It can save you from a lot of unnecessary stupid shit. It often involves a shitload of white lies or "closing the eye on aim"(being online, but people dont know until you IM them) but who gives a shit anyway as long as you keep away from the person your avoiding.
There are many kinds of stealth mode. There can be a stealth mode burp (this often works really well if your at your girlfriend's house eating dinner with her fam and you feel a burp but you hold it in by holding your tonsils back and letting it go as if you were just breathing out rather than belging and looking like an asshole.. another stealth mode can be "getting into the plane and its not even there" which can be various things like closing the eye mentioned above or just simply turning your phone off for a cerian period of time, and if she has a problem with it just turn your phone on to send the text "get off my fucking cock bitch" and turn your phone off right after.
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
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Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.
Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.
by cowsvilleUSAresident April 19, 2011
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