Model Mayhem

A networking site geared towards aspiring models and photographers. It would be a great site, but it has flaws that are enough to overlook the pros. It's EXTREMELY unprofessional. For starters, the moderators are always on their high-horse & they'll ban members without any kind of warning if you get into a political/soapbox argument on the forums (I fail to see the connection between off-topic arguments & expanding your portfolio). And there's alot of perverted photographers who lack talent that are only interested in finding attractive models to shoot nude (or nearly nude) for their own personal pleasures & provide no benefit for the model.

Overall, Model Mayhem sucks & avoid it like a plague! It's only a matter of time before the site crashes & burns (which it will).

Skeeter: I want to build a portfolio with some nice photos. I'll join Model Mayhem.

Homer: Don't. It's unprofessional & shitty. It's full of pervy photographers who just want to see you naked & idiot moderators who exert their power plays & punish you for name-calling on the forums.

Skeeter: Okay, nevermind. I don't have to join to know that site sucks cock

by Soul_Driver July 25, 2011

Modern Major General

A modern Major General.

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008

stealth mode

the act of doing certian things quietly/slowly/very suddle or "under the radar" in order to keep your actions from certian others. It is pretty awesome if you do it right. It can save you from a lot of unnecessary stupid shit. It often involves a shitload of white lies or "closing the eye on aim"(being online, but people dont know until you IM them) but who gives a shit anyway as long as you keep away from the person your avoiding.

There are many kinds of stealth mode. There can be a stealth mode burp (this often works really well if your at your girlfriend's house eating dinner with her fam and you feel a burp but you hold it in by holding your tonsils back and letting it go as if you were just breathing out rather than belging and looking like an asshole.. another stealth mode can be "getting into the plane and its not even there" which can be various things like closing the eye mentioned above or just simply turning your phone off for a cerian period of time, and if she has a problem with it just turn your phone on to send the text "get off my fucking cock bitch" and turn your phone off right after.

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

god moder

A roleplayer of any sort that can not understand the rules of the game, they will block every attack, dodge every attack, and with auto, also known as making a attack so it can‘t be blocked or dodged. They have little respect for roleplay fights and, in some cases, if you block them, they will call you s n00b, moder, or something that makes them just seem like a moron.

Thought to be taken from the normal term in video games for (in most cases) being invincible and usually have most of any skill or attacks unlocked, any magic held be to the max or unlimited, and ammo to the max or unlimited. The term of coarse is god Mode, a person such as this is taken god moding into a place it is frowned upon, god moder.

Howler Silver: (for length purposes this will be a post in a nutshell) The blade slashes down, slicing over the wall as it sliced through the air towards its target..

God ModeR: *Rips off skin, showing he is de terminator and the blade breaks* I AM INVINCIBLE!

Howler Silver: ..damnit, forget this I am leaving..

God Moder: YES! RUN YOU N00B! YOU COWARD!

by Howler Silver August 12, 2005

moderators

Tend to keep and feed trolls as pets.

Get rid of mods and trolls and spammer-trolls (see spam) and you will have a peaceful forum.If you have zero tolerance for trolls and spammer trolls then you wouldn't need mods at all,just a couple of bouncers to ban the obvious idiots.People should be allowed to have opinions and beliefs and express them but if you can't spot a spammer-troll(spam-bot) or an ordinary troll right away then you have no business being a mod and trying to mediate who can say what because then biases creep in and you've done a shitty job.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU MODS YOU!
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we found a problem:
Example doesn't use the word moderators. Use the word in a sentence.
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does now,lmaof

by fuck mods September 30, 2005

modern day man

A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.

Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.

by Nic123456 June 25, 2007

buffet mode

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.

"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"

by w00fdawg October 15, 2005