minionillion

the amount of tickets Minions: The Rise of Gru sells in an hour

Me: 5 Ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru.
Cashier: I'm sorry but the theatre limit of half a minionillion has been reached

by NotTanos July 4, 2022

joey willse's minions

PEOPLE WHO STALK HIS LOCKER DAILY AND TACKLE HIM ONCE HE GETS TO SCHOOL. TYLER IS PROLLY THE LEADER MINION

Wow! Those people are kinda stupid but popular. must be joey willse's minions

by thatdude :) November 26, 2018

Double Dwarf Mining

When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .

Yeah, my girlfriend and I were double dwarf mining a girl we met on tinder while drunk .

by Double dwarf January 12, 2020

Cedar Ridge Ministries

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org

I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up

by T. Wilson May 8, 2009

minimum wage hero

A person that works for a minimum wage job, or close to it, usually in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, McDonald's, Applebee's, Quiznos or a bank that takes their job too seriously and acts like they own the business. If the place was being robbed, they would fight the robber. They scrutinize every coupon coming in like they work for the FBI. They spend inordinate amounts of their own time and money taking care of the place, often coming in on their own time "to see how things are going." Many have the impression their efforts will eventually be rewarded with a better job with a living wage. That is true sometimes, but when it isn't, they have lots of trouble figuring that out. Most of their fellow employees hate them.

A great example of a minimum wage hero is Jennifer Aniston's co-worker, Brian, from Office Space, and his "flair."

Michelle is a minimum wage hero because she virtually works 24/7 at Best Buy, likes to hang out at work on her days off, and even though her boss doesn't pull his weight, she does everything for him for $8 an hour. She thinks she will become a district manager someday, but she's been there for 5 years and hasn't even been considered to run a store!

by Jay Samson August 9, 2009

Minix

A professional dickhead. A busy bastard. Somebody who views everybody that doesn't have the same work ethic, as a dirtbag.

Larry: "I could work my ass off and try to be the best at everything, or I could go out and drink and have a life."

John: "Yeah, he's a total fucking minix. Joe Navy prick."

by everyoneelseinsec September 7, 2012

Minimi

Name of the M249 SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon) deveoloped by Fabrique Nationalie.

Also named SAW as it wasdeveloped as part of the Squad Automatic Weapon project to find a suitable light machinegun for use in infantry teams.

The prototype designation was XM-249. The M249 is used by US troops mainly, but is also replacing the SA80LSW as the british infantry light support weapon.

Called largly teh SAW by US troops and Minimi by UK troops.

"Get that Minimi set up on the 3rd floor, east side, that way you can get good field of fire on the square"
"Yes sir, 249, east side, 3rd floor, overlooking the square"

by MarineJulio June 6, 2004