minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

Minge

minge is another word for car

I have a green minge!

by agsishaaiajam May 19, 2021

Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.

Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.

by Dp5028 May 7, 2025

Minge

Another term for a sandwich.

Ellie- “Hey Sami do you want a minge from the shop?“
Sami - “yes please! Chicken and bacon!”

by Swilly92 August 17, 2020

Zi Ming

A great being with limitless power

Oh no its a zi ming

by zhizhigaming February 12, 2021

xiao ming bao

xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.

Question: what is 2+2
Rhesa: xiao ming bao

by galigma June 22, 2023