When ur lonely
by Cohan the great... April 2, 2021
Get the Masturbation mug.The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard
Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
by Assaddition November 17, 2019
Get the Post-Masturbation paralysis mug.by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021
Get the masturbation mug.Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
Get the Mega Masturbation Mars mug.1. When someone performs the act of masturbation on themselves.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
1. John performed a little self-masturbation when he got home to relax.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
by TaxiFred November 18, 2023
Get the Self-masturbation mug.something most people do, and- oh, i see you're doing it right now, horny bastard. I'll wait.
something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.
something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.
by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023
Get the masturbate mug.by xdBrazzerrrs;) November 2, 2019
Get the No masturbating may mug.