James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

by morgangills December 1, 2004

Jaimeson

The girl any man would want, and would be privileged to have her. She is sweet and kind, beautiful, intelligent, quirky and a bit of a nerd, but its ok because she is the hot nerdy type, she might be a little troubled but all she needs is someone by her side. She is caring beyond compare. She has big plans for her future. To sum it all up, she is nothing short of amazing.

John: What I need is a Jaimeson in my life

James: I couldn't imagine being with anybody else

by she doesnt know November 6, 2012

James

A fucking idiot

Hello i'm James Rendall and i'm extremely dysfunctional.

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

james blunt

1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing.
2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"

1. James Blunt is shit!
2. You are a complete James Blunt

by William (It was really nothing) January 21, 2006

James

Gets drunk after one vb and thinks he's tipsy as fuck

James- oh god everything seems so far away

by smallballs05 September 3, 2017

James Charles

Horrible, Horrible, man who tried making a straight guy gay.

James Charles: Let's Fuck.
Straight Guy: No I'm straight.
James: *kisses guy without permission*
James Charles Subscriber Count: *Goes down instantly*

by Tykoi July 12, 2019

James Charles

A horrible person who nearly killed Tiffanydaplant while recklessly driving a broke persons vehicle. He denies being responsible but he could have killed Tiffany and her unborn child. He is going to court to fight Tiffany soon but obviously Tiffany will win.

James *drives recklessly and harms Tiffany*
Tiffanydaplant *practically dead*
James Charles "iT wAsNt Me"
Tiffanydaplant "I'm suing you"
James Charles "iM sUiNg YoU fOr TeLliNg ThE tRuTh...I sHoUlD hAvE jUsT kIlLeD yOu

by rattybaddie September 4, 2019