google.com

The fucking best site ever. If i have any questions i just go there. It even helped me pass my GED test.

I didn't feel like doing my online GED test so i just googled the answers and got a 97% on the test. thanks google.com

by effdbmx1 April 16, 2008

google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.

Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.

by rparka April 11, 2008

Google University

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.

After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".

by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014

Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

arabian eye goggles

Putting your balls over her eyes and then dotting her forehead with your asshole. Hence arabian goggles

She was feeling home sick so I gave her the old Arabian eye goggles.

by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004