concernicus

to be concerned with a mideval accent

(from dane cook)

even now, at your job, there is a freak. there is a weird guy at every job that makes you concernicus every time he's around.

by RaWr_iLoveMuffins May 23, 2009

concere

big and tasty

that was one concere hamburger!

by dgaanrideilner May 16, 2004

conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

Bob Marley Concert

When one usually with a group of friends smokes marijuana. Refers to association of reggae and musician Bob Marley with marijuana. "Tickets" to the concert can be any marijuana related paraphernalia including, marijuana itself, or what is used to smoke it. Reggae music is optional.

Jack: Hey Mark you want to go to a Bob Marley Concert?
Mark: Yup, I've got my ticket right here (pulls out bag of weed)

by newkidONtheblock March 29, 2009

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008