commodore

An australian car that can easily drag off and do better burnouts than the crappy japanese imports that cost 4 times the price. They also look heaps better,and can get easily 500,000 killometers miles out of an engine despite being thrashed by young, irrisponsible drivers.

Shit why did i buy this shitty ricer. i could have got a comi and spent the rest on hookers and beer

by captain bananaman September 15, 2005

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comfort wipe

a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.

1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "

by KaiLilly September 2, 2009

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commodity

Something you have to hav or something you circle your life around.

Most kids today make smoking pot a commodity.

by FlyByrd September 6, 2009

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Commodore

Slang term for £15.

Derived from the 1978 hit single "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores, where a 'lady' is a lady godiva, which is itself a slang term for £5.

Therefore, three times a lady equals £15.

It's my round. Can someone lend me a commodore so I can buy you all a drink ?

by gavman99 April 28, 2009

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Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck

When a woman is common, such traits as a 'chavvy' voice and rather common overall... however they are fit as fuck.

'That Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks is 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.'

Alesha Dixon falls into the category of, 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.

by Ryan Almighty November 9, 2013

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