Ice Cream Date 

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

Ice Cream Date by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019

whipped cream 

kinky in a kan

get some whipped cream and we'll have some fun!!!

whipped cream by ImSoHoRnYsExPlZ October 14, 2008

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

teen cream by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Sour cream potato cakes 

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.

I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!

Sour cream potato cakes by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009

Whip Cream Desert 

The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.

Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."

Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."

Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."

Whip Cream Desert by TheDudeMan300 April 7, 2010

Ice Cream Poacher 

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

Ice Cream Poacher by jpm1983 October 6, 2010

Sydney cream bun 

The act of a man ejaculating between a woman's breasts and then preceding to tit fuck her, thus creating a cream bun

I came on her chest and got her to give me a sydney cream bun

Sydney cream bun by Silent bob 86 September 13, 2011