Cool cool

A phrase that can be used in any situation.

Example ~
Person 1: the weather is really awful today
Person 2: cool cool

Cool cool by GRIXRE May 22, 2016

Cool Story 

A way of saying "no one cares".

"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"

"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.

Cool Story by Hobie Animations August 5, 2017

cool load 

1. The act of a male masturbating into a window AC, spraying the cooled ejaculate upon himself.

1. J can't make it out tonight, he's probably cranking out a cool load.

2. It's so hot out, I'm gonna bust a cool load after work.

cool load by Kirk Fitzpatrick August 11, 2008

cool story bro 

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

cool story bro by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011

cool watermelon 

1. a rip off phrase brandon uses instead of cool bananas

2. a phrase used when in agreement or congratulating

emma: that's how i roll!
brandon: cool watermelon

cool watermelon by emma is how i roll October 26, 2008

Cool story bro 

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

Cool story bro by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

cool fat 

A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.

"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."

cool fat by Zak K November 5, 2006