Whore Nap

A coma-like, mid-afternoon sleep like state resulting from a) "whoring it up" the night before; b) planning to "whore it up" later in the evening or c) a combination of the two.

1: anyone seen Jay lately?
2: he's taking a whore nap, better leave him alone.

by John Wesley February 23, 2008

Dope whore

A girl that will suck, fuck, or just about anything else for drugs

That dope whore Hannah would fuck her own dad for a little bit of meth.

by Jody Boy March 26, 2019

Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019

until the wheels fall off

Until the end of time, or as far as possible.

It's you and me, until the wheels fall off.

by zzgone January 26, 2010

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

whomst'd've

Whom'st did or have

Whomst'd've caught me in the act? I covered my tracks well enough.

by Komedian January 29, 2017

Who asked?

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020