Ex-Stalker

A person who was a stalker, someone who doesn't stalk any more. Akin to ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/

I'm her ex-stalker, I found better things to stalk.

by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010

square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.

Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.

by AtlasRider September 10, 2011

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021

Stacked

To be under the influence of two substances. Marijuana and alcohol. With Marijuana you are Blazed or High, and with Alcohol you are drunk, or wasted. When you combined the two together you put both of then on top of another, or stacking them, hence forth you being, Stacked

"Dude, once i did that bong hit i got so stacked"

by Dieweak73 May 12, 2008

dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006

The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.

"I gave this girl the stalker last night"

by some one rediculous October 9, 2006

stalkerish

to do and have stalker qualities, especially when stalking miss stefanie.

Brian has stalkerish qualities.

by lionofdisouth September 27, 2009