slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

slapping water

the definion of slapping water is swimming

what are you doing? im slapping water duh

by hunter salmons January 15, 2020

Slappy Suggestion

A suggestion that will get accepted no matter how many downvotes it gets, merely based on the person who made the suggestion.

Dude 1: Bro why did they accept that dumbass suggestion?
Dude 2: Because it was a slappy suggestion.

by Kastcraft Player March 19, 2020

SlipperFoot

When you haven't washed your damn slippers, and they stink like hell.

Girl, I'm not kissin' them stank ass toes, you got SlipperFoot!

by RealSh*tKurt June 8, 2020

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 2, 2021

Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

slippere

A very cool person on tiktok who also likes all my videos and I am now married to them!!

noob:hey you should follow slippere
Your mom: your right!

by brook! August 3, 2021