Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Signe Toly Anderson

American singer who was one of the founding members of the American rock band Jefferson Airplane.

The song "Somebody To Love" is sung by Signe Toly Anderson

by Taylor Nickol April 8, 2010

Shignogglers

The better word for boobs. Much prettier than any other word for them. Almost Russain.

DAMN, that girl has some amazing shignogglers!" or "Shignogglers! I didnt do my math homework.

by ADRABStar July 9, 2010

signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010

sign over your paycheck

give up your virginity

after 3 months of my begging, kate finally decided to sign over her paycheck and let me fuck her.

sign over your paycheck

by fuckutoo September 1, 2010

Signal Dance

The dance performed when attempting to obtain or improve cell phone signal, a.k.a tha Cell Phone Samba

Wait, lemme do the signal dance... Is this better???

by Lestat II November 8, 2010

significant event

Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.

(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.

recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010