Sharteeing

Shitting, farting, and peeing at the same time. Same like sharting but pee in the mix.

It's almost 5:00 A.M. and I'm probably gonna be on the toilet sharteeing.

by otirf December 28, 2021

shart

someone who has the characteristics of both a shit and a fart.

thalita is a shart.

by samanthapfef10 January 3, 2022

Shart

When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.

Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."

by lilrooth January 4, 2022

Shart

When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes

“I definitely just SHART.”

by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Shartarade

Where you shit in fruit punch Gatorade an mix it in a drink it.

Y’all want me to make u a shartarade

by 000111stinkyfarts January 20, 2022

Shart Shaming

shaming somebody for sharting

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.

by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022