6 definitions by Jesus Dressed in Black

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.

THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.

When her pussy smells so bad, the only comparison is a dumpster on a hot, sunny day.

It turned out she had that Hot dumpster pussy, so I bounced.