Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

by reallygoodatthis January 22, 2007

Sexvertize

To advertise one's self through sex.

Have you seen that new P-Diddy commercial? Its not only an excuse to make money, but and excuse for him to sexvertize himself!

by Madeline Rose October 22, 2007

Serder

Someone that does one thing too much and too often.

1. Stop being a serder and play with us for a change.
2. Stop serding and come with us.
3. He's such a serderer

All the letters S E D E R are all in the same place of a keyboard. same place, same thing. thats the difinition of the word Serder.

by Johnathan Taylor September 29, 2007

Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Seattle Soft Serve

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.

1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve

2) Dude what the fucks on my face?

3) I want some of your SSS in my face

4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day

by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

served

If you get served, and you serve them back, then it's on. see you got served

You got served. Now we got served. Now it's on.

by fizzle April 10, 2004