Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

pop secret

another name for sergio. and means the mother fucker corny

many he pop secret

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007

the dirty little secret

When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pillow.

Man, that girl hasn't returned my calls since she found out I gave her the dirty little secret last week.

by ron c the great January 2, 2009

secrete

another word for secret, though used to describe something in a much greater scale

zac van lue: my secrete is i like hentai
person 1: omg wow i never knew that

by english word maker 2004 May 27, 2019

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Secretarianise

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'

Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...

by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006