Satan

Way better than God.

1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.

2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.

3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*

God: All goats must die.

4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.

by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.

"We smoking that Satan pack!"

by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 12, 2022

Satan's fitte

A norwegian swear word meaning satan's pussy

Fy Faens satan's fitte

by Islendingen02 March 17, 2017

satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.

Satan isn't any more real than God.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

Satan

the word 'satan' actually means enemy and was christianed to meaning devil as in the lord of devil in some sence as lucifer was the king of devils he got the named satan and was also called that in the bible actually the word satan is suppose to be used as a common word tho it ended up being religious this is quite sad for those who are impressed by the past language

you are my satan. Lucifer is the devil called satan.

by suck a * May 9, 2015