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jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.
jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado
by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019
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Santa

The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!
by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019
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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
by gossip rat December 2, 2020
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santa

santa is not real
by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
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Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
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