Rutland Surprise

When you blow a load of liquid shit in your jeans at Home Depot before midnight.

Damn! Josh just had a Rutland Surprise and had to waddle out of receiving.

by KreAM420 September 15, 2010

Cock surprise

A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.

I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .

by dasilva1 October 5, 2010

Dirty Surprise

While getting a blowjob, dump in your hand, then ejaculate in her mouth while slapping her in the face with your feces.

Can i give you a Dirty Surprise? I give my dog one every Wednesday.

by Down4you January 7, 2011

Professional Surprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.

Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!

by taerc August 12, 2015

Mexican Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.

The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".

Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.

by dj tightFold September 16, 2010

Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

by STEW POT November 7, 2006