Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

Surprise Ed

Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.

Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.

by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018

richi surprise

When you cum on Richi Herrera while you are fixing a bug from MMO.

Ayer me hice un richi surprise antes de meterme un pepino en el orto. by Marcio

by VLEIX April 26, 2018

Oreo Surprise

A white guy with a black dick. When he cums it makes an Oreo! Making his partner surprised!!

When girls suck my dick they get an Oreo surprise:)

by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018

Sauna Surprise

The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.

Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.

by TheSaunaMaster October 6, 2016