rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

by garden life December 9, 2008

Smached

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

by Houghton91 August 9, 2012

smacked ass

Cade Oswalt, Ames Iowa

Cade is a walking example of a smacked ass.

by lilsmackie515 May 6, 2020

crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.

"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."

by Dmur February 15, 2008

smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

by Brian E January 20, 2004

Smack

Abnormal, Shit talking, Crown drinking Bish!

Someone keeps talking to you and all you hear is blah blah blah.....thats a smack.

by La La Linds August 21, 2007

Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

by SuperThought October 1, 2003