Rubbing the Smurf

Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf

by Smurfman11 September 2, 2010

RubberNeckin

The act of receiving a Hand job with a condom on or receiving Good oral sex

Suzy and I went down to the river and she started rubbernecking me.

by Gettin Rubbernecked August 5, 2018

nubbish rubbish

phrase invented by fyghter referring to a nub or nubs. Characterized by being nub like or bad.

this is just nubbish rubbish

by fyghter August 10, 2003

thug rubber

A cheap pair of comdoms. A comdom that won't last longer than a half an hour of sex or less. Or a comdom used for a quickie or one night stand.

Thug: I got this chick cross town man.
Thug 2: Word dawg?

Thug: Man after I leave here it's on. I'll hit that pussy quick and be out.

Thug 2: Nigga I hope you got a thug rubber on deck?

Thug: I keeps me one nigga!

by Michael Walker951 January 23, 2009

rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004

Rubby

when a guys balls are bigger then his dick

DAMNNN that boy got a huge ass rubby

by j string October 9, 2003

testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005