preist

Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.

Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

Pressure cleaning

Verb; the act of forcefully urinating away fecal matter stuck to the walls of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Sounds like you have a nice stream going in there

Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.

by Hairybagel January 17, 2016

Pressure Fart

When put a large amount of strane on your body until you fart/shart

i had a pressure fart this morning, but sharted instead

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016

pressure paul

Someone who pressures you do something you reAlly don't want to do.

"Come in the lake with me!!"
"I don't feel like it"
"Come with me now before I sh00t you all"
"Okay, jeez you don't have to be such a pressure paul"

by isthataDChoodie August 12, 2017

pressure flip

One of the most disgusting skateboarding tricks to have ever existed, where the skateboard rotates in the direction of an inward heel flip but only performed with the back foot.

Wow dude, I can't believe that little kid did a "pressure flip" in a game of SKATE. What a douche.
Bro see that fat girl right there? She looks like a total "pressure flip".

Dude, Nate Sherwood "pressure flipped" the fuck out of him.

by definerdefinerdefiner October 26, 2018

Pressticles

The state of your balls when subjected to tight jeans

I’ve gained 20 lbs and my old jeans are killing my pressticles.

by DTempo December 4, 2018

presswurst

You can call someone a presswurst if you wanna flame someone. If someone is kinda like a sausage.

Person 1: you're such a dumb bitch
Person2: presswurst!!!!

by Youu.1234 July 23, 2020