Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015

Pressticles

The state of your balls when subjected to tight jeans

I’ve gained 20 lbs and my old jeans are killing my pressticles.

by DTempo December 05, 2018

Yurboll

When you try to quote a movie in a conversation, but no one else gets the reference.

You remember Tommy Boy? You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher's a** but its yurboll...

by DTempo June 06, 2017