Definitions by DTempo

Pressticles 

The state of your balls when subjected to tight jeans

I’ve gained 20 lbs and my old jeans are killing my pressticles.

Pressticles by DTempo December 4, 2018

Yurboll 

When you try to quote a movie in a conversation, but no one else gets the reference.

You remember Tommy Boy? You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher's a** but its yurboll...

Yurboll by DTempo June 6, 2017

Joy Wok Diet 

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

Joy Wok Diet by DTempo February 18, 2015