Palmdaddy

A connoisseur of the arts, a master of the sciences, a pioneer of the modern world. Knowledgeable of random trivia facts. A comic enthusiast, a comic-con attender. A father, a friend, a fellow beer maker. Likes to give a lot of OWL homework. A fight breaker, walkie-talkie hater. A teacher, an administrator, a palmdaddy.

stop trying to act like a palmdaddy

by palmdaddy;) June 5, 2017

palm prom

a slang term for male masturbation

"Babe you've been a beast in bed lately, are you seeing someone else?" ... " what? no! I have just been taking myself to palm prom, twice a day."

by Rincloud January 17, 2018

Palmer Moment

When someone makes an attempt a joke and and no one laughs

Person 1: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *silence*
Person 2: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: hahahahhahah

by cmcgi21 March 18, 2021

Palm Beach

the act of pulling down your pants and squatting to urinate

“Alex, stop palm beaching in public!”

by bethanykline August 9, 2022

David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

by Nickel Man strikes again March 12, 2011

Van Palmer

Ellen Degeneres twin. skinny bitch. loves to draw dicks on everything(; look like a penis

Van Palmer looks exactly like Ellen!

by Christianrodriguez September 30, 2016

double palmer

Holding hands with another person while giving or receiving a hand job from the two hands held together.

I hated holding hands until I discovered the double Palmer.

by Raptormage19 March 19, 2017