NeverFap

Your lifelong commitment to self-improvement and happy living via NoFap.

After I joined NoFap, I pledged to NeverFap again. I'm doing this for my sister, who died while being aggressively raped by a porn addict. Fuck porn!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

NeverNever Land

An imaginary place where children go when they don't want to grow up.

Not to be confused with NeverLand, which is located at Michael Jackson's place.

Wendy went to NeverNever Land and din't have to pay taxes.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Neer

Daniel Barr from Westerleigh said this on facetime calls when it became quiet , he said this randomrevolutionizing word.

*quiet in the face time call* Neer neer neer neer neer neer neer neer neer neer neer (very quickly)

by lebronjahames6 March 15, 2023

neveruary

A period of time that doesn't exist. When speaking in the future, it means something will never happen. When speaking in the past, it means "a long, long time ago."

From season 3 of Making The Band:
P. Diddy: "When's the last time you saw Dylan?"
Chopper: "Neveruary."

by Scott August 3, 2004

Leaving NeverLand

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.

Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!

by The real smooth criminal March 15, 2019

Nevermind

You were too stupid to understand me the the first time, so I gave up trying

Desi: Hey, do you know the real meaning of nevermind is?

Jesse: What?

Desi: You were too stupid to understand me the first time, so I gave up trying.

Jesse: What?

Desi: *sigh* Nevermind

by Saramklinnon54624 July 22, 2014

Neverlution

The act of getting off your ass and doing something to bring your country back to its glory days were people didn't blame their problems on immigrants, voted for their country no matter the weather and not just voting for American Idol or Americas Got Talent, and when parents actually acted like parents and did not let their kids be assholes at the age of 5; because it is going to hell and your tired of living in it the way it is now. Inspired by Christopher Titus's Neverlution.

Man Christopher Titus's Neverlution makes me want to get off my ass and do something to actually improve this country!

by ForbidenProdigy July 6, 2011