Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022

Dirac mathematics

Dirac mathematics is the discrete foundation of computer science.

It argues that if you lop off a portion of a circle with the line from one point of the cut to the other side of the cut in the circle being a-straight-line basically an arc-tangent-length the number points in the "lop" can be, qualitatively, discrete, infinite, or irrational.

If the circle is cut above-but-parallel-to the diameter the draw-distance of the points extracted from the cut portion will be discrete. If the circle is cut BELOW the diameter-halfway point--the line created from the number of points will have an IRRATIONAL draw-distance.

Dirac mathematics demarcates a corresponding draw-distance based on whether a circle is cut above or below the line of diameter. A cut at the diameter corresponds to an infinite draw-distance using the number of points (infinite) in the cut.

A cut above the diameter corresponds to a statistical inference; a cut AT the diameter (1/2 point) corresponds to CAUSATION.

A cut below the diameter-line corresponds to a regression--scientifically meaningless.

by flightfacilities May 16, 2022

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

Science and Math Academy

A high school 4 year stem program guaranteed to produce pain, stress, and includes evil teachers. Located on the top floor. Also known as the SMA.

I'm in the Science and Math Academy!
The Science and Math Academy teachers are so mean.

by Chickenwingooo December 20, 2021

jama3et el physics w math HL

A group of misery-driven, caffeine-fueled, despondent individuals, who think highly of themselves and think everyone else is a caveman, and an unintellectual being who doesn't understand the world as it is. They think this way, as an escape mechanism from the miserable reality that they put themselves in.

You can see he's clearly suffering, he's from jama3et el physics w math HL.

by gregory for president January 18, 2023

spaghetti level mathematics

Math so bad it actually violates geneva convention.

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"

by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023