ib hl math 

The official Mental-Abuse-Towards-Humans that exists to destroy the souls of all living beings who dare venture into the world of IB HL Math.

Man, I'm doing IB HL Math this year
You ready for the mental abuse?
Maybe...

ib hl math by IB-Theendoflife June 8, 2016

Girl Math 

When a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend!

Cassie: OMG, these are only $29??
Melissa: Nice, what's the retail?
Cassie: $89
Melissa: You have $60 left to spend!
Melissa & Cassie: GIRL MATH!!

Girl Math by NYIrishEyes February 11, 2010

nigga math 

backwards logic; belief that something will be beneficial when it is actually detrimental

"Charging $25 an eigth is nigga math; you get them on the come-up but lose them on the come-back"

nigga math by Ruigi420 October 16, 2008

Neverending math Equation 

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

Neverending math Equation by obie March 27, 2006

Blocked Cool Math Games 

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

Blocked Cool Math Games by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019

Hollywood math 

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.

We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.

Hollywood math by ragnar hairy breeches December 17, 2008

Sleep Math 

--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--

Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.

With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.

(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)

After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--

Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"

Sleep Math by M circled and M3 May 21, 2011