the epitome of all manhood, one that all other males try to elevate oneself too. one that is very confidant almost humorously so. one that takes pain away and replaces with extreme joy. the act of twitterpating.
by Amanda Benedict November 24, 2007
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by Queso74 October 23, 2009
Get the Laptopoop mug.A laptop natzi is a person that is always using a minimum of three laptops at the same time and at least four others they are supposed to be 'fixing' for other people. WARNING! Do not leave this person alone with your laptop and a small philips screwdriver! Seeing your own lap in pieces for the first time can be devastating.
A laptop natzi will spend hours on end in a room 'working' on several lap's Time means nothing in the natzi's world while his homey sits with absolutely nothing to do! The natzi is always happy to add insult to injury by promising to let there friend play with one of their beloved laptops in just a few more minutes. Of course this will never happen since time still does not exist in the world of a laptop natzi.
by LilJewMe March 6, 2010
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Brady just stood up and there was a lapalanche of lighters, cell phone speakers and pills all over the floor.
Dude, you just stood up and lapalanched your whole bag of dro and money, fool, now pick that shit up!
Dude, you just stood up and lapalanched your whole bag of dro and money, fool, now pick that shit up!
by DirTy J & ToRiNastY... January 19, 2014
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Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm
Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm
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