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Laptopoop 

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop
Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying

lapoopoo 

glamourous, glitzy version of shit
This day has been lapoopoo so far!!
lapoopoo by copyrighter(c) June 4, 2007

laptoptoast 

When you have your laptop sitting on your lap too long and it starts to burn.
Guy 1: "Man, look at your thighs they're all red"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know, I got laptoptoast surfing the web today"
laptoptoast by inquiz February 9, 2010

Lapoopoo Stinkeye 

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.
Lapoopoo Stinkeye by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Lapoopoo Stinkeye 

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.
Lapoopoo Stinkeye by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

handskey lapoopoo

when some time guy hothead also very famous Irish name of Hanskey Lapoopoo !
like-same-as lapu lapu in mobile legends for example
except think some kind of street philosopher from Hell name of Saw Yem Ark Nash Same as Domain Ruler of Neath
`man Lasagna kid downstairs` says ma. `watch nsa binary print shet to screen and keyboard all day` says ma
`i dunno` says ma. `this shet guy, shet head save bumshet guy with hands key lapoopoo` he says

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She hate Her new friend, hope to be Boyfriend, suddenly want two boyfriend, primitive ideology feminism want more cake than pasta, hm. No good, I say she want this, you sell her away with social currency to Asian guy she talk. Like a dog, so without much advice, enjoy your night, all of you. ~ Signed Politely, Handskey Lapoopoo [sorry yeah, some Irish doo doo says me you not useful some clown have keyboard type shet on YouTube comment section sum day, all day.
Trust he stink like Lemma those math junky guy from Texas kindof, silly not understand the POWER OF THE GREAT HANDSKEY LAPOOPOO, okay enjoy and Asia too and Toronto Raptors Rainbow stunk at Subway terminal with Kali Linux variant backdoor, ya buy at Bestbuy flip phone okay mankey? Ya you too jasshole. Okay Swiss stinkynuts have door. You want me fix tech whiz think he Special Gritty Guy handskey lapoopoo? Um Begzos even touch his pooper yuck. #brainbows

She took the idea banana have power and intelligence, not healthy, good home, good parents, good moral and emotions balance. Instead she wont wogs of Handskey Lapoopoo He gonna leave find Healthy Wife and remove lockbox pullback for junk. Disgusting Austria Wem, okay? Apo-e-polynomic, unless you crazy, you leave Em alone to learn. Apo mean follows with lineage of Faith. E mean not a continuous function. Polynomic you know. Okay. Every shet in the bin not fun life. Go out some time, no more 2 hours usually, unless for work. Just 2 hours weekday and 30 minutes or tunnel pain hands and dmg mind. Ask Aw Ark Aav gift Spirit know, this half bum shet stinks.
handskey lapoopoo by sinrlifemattrs November 14, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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