Laptopoop 

When you bring your laptop in to the bathroom with you.

The great thing about wireless networks is that I can write definitions on urbandictionary.com while taking a laptopoop.

Laptopoop by Queso74 October 23, 2009

Laptopoop 

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop

Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying

Laptopoop by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020

lapoopoo 

glamourous, glitzy version of shit

This day has been lapoopoo so far!!

lapoopoo by copyrighter(c) June 4, 2007

laptoptoast 

When you have your laptop sitting on your lap too long and it starts to burn.

Guy 1: "Man, look at your thighs they're all red"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know, I got laptoptoast surfing the web today"

laptoptoast by inquiz February 9, 2010

Lapoopoo Stinkeye 

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.

Lapoopoo Stinkeye by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Lapoopoo Stinkeye 

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.

Lapoopoo Stinkeye by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

handskey lapoopoo

when some time guy hothead also very famous Irish name of Hanskey Lapoopoo !
like-same-as lapu lapu in mobile legends for example
except think some kind of street philosopher from Hell name of Saw Yem Ark Nash Same as Domain Ruler of Neath
`man Lasagna kid downstairs` says ma. `watch nsa binary print shet to screen and keyboard all day` says ma
`i dunno` says ma. `this shet guy, shet head save bumshet guy with hands key lapoopoo` he says

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She hate Her new friend, hope to be Boyfriend, suddenly want two boyfriend, primitive ideology feminism want more cake than pasta, hm. No good, I say she want this, you sell her away with social currency to Asian guy she talk. Like a dog, so without much advice, enjoy your night, all of you. ~ Signed Politely, Handskey Lapoopoo [sorry yeah, some Irish doo doo says me you not useful some clown have keyboard type shet on YouTube comment section sum day, all day.

Trust he stink like Lemma those math junky guy from Texas kindof, silly not understand the POWER OF THE GREAT HANDSKEY LAPOOPOO, okay enjoy and Asia too and Toronto Raptors Rainbow stunk at Subway terminal with Kali Linux variant backdoor, ya buy at Bestbuy flip phone okay mankey? Ya you too jasshole. Okay Swiss stinkynuts have door. You want me fix tech whiz think he Special Gritty Guy handskey lapoopoo? Um Begzos even touch his pooper yuck. #brainbows

She took the idea banana have power and intelligence, not healthy, good home, good parents, good moral and emotions balance. Instead she wont wogs of Handskey Lapoopoo He gonna leave find Healthy Wife and remove lockbox pullback for junk. Disgusting Austria Wem, okay? Apo-e-polynomic, unless you crazy, you leave Em alone to learn. Apo mean follows with lineage of Faith. E mean not a continuous function. Polynomic you know. Okay. Every shet in the bin not fun life. Go out some time, no more 2 hours usually, unless for work. Just 2 hours weekday and 30 minutes or tunnel pain hands and dmg mind. Ask Aw Ark Aav gift Spirit know, this half bum shet stinks.

handskey lapoopoo by sinrlifemattrs November 14, 2025