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human

What would you tell him if you had only hours left?
Us was always magical to me.

Damn you used to be such a horny brainless jock!

You broke my heart. Thats why i desperately wanted to break yours. Which of course went wrong and all i did was hurt myself.

I see and know that you are loyal. And caring. And sometimes annoying. Like asking for a headbutt annoying. But i was happy with you.

This may sound weird but humans are hard to find. And to me you were my human. With a brain in his heart and a heart in his brain.
And no brain in his jeans!

I love you.
by Krkič October 25, 2020
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Man who drinks the piss of other men. Famous example PissOnPete.
Let's piss on pete the human urinal
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Human Suitcase

When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.
Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?

Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
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Human Racist

Anyone who regards all of the human species as a single race, homo sapiens sapiens, and therefore regards all divisions within the race, such as by color, tribe, gender, age, religion and nationality as mere sub-racial characteristics.
A human racist is anyone who speaks, writes, or acts - toward uniting humanity, and toward dissolving divisions and defusing conflicts among any sub-racial groups.
by Ravi Arapurakal May 5, 2007
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Human MAGApede

A social experiment that has gone terribly wrong which consists of Sean Hannity expelling excrement directly into the mouth of Donald Trump, whose mouth has been sewn to the anus of Sean Hannity, and then Trump expelling excrement directly into the mouth of his base, whose mouths have been sewn to his anus.
Did you hear about what the Human MAGApede did ? Sean Hannity fed Trump some excrement about the Deep State last night on Fox News and Trump tweeted about it this morning and his base eagerly swallowed the turds.
by Tomazon May 15, 2018
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