Human rights

The thing people in the Netherlands have way too much of

Eyy you got human rights?
No I’m not Dutch.

by PotatMuffin August 16, 2021

Trump hump

The action of sexually assaulting married women and than saying that you respect women.

My brother always trump humped.

by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016

false sense of humor

An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.

"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."

by Trojan29 June 12, 2009

Plumper Humper

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)

Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Human

*Humans are the parasites of this world, they screw up everything, are stupid and far overrated, they keep fucking and getting children and expanding but kill other creatures when there are to many.

*Humans are the parasites ~Andrew Ryan

by Andrew Ryan is back April 30, 2010

Human

an inferior species that lives mainly on planet earth

hey look! those stupid humans are trying to get into space!

by i dunno April 23, 2003

Human Blanket

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.

"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"

by Ki9 October 20, 2011