mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

by Shitty McFondler May 27, 2006

grey goose

to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.

I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!

by serarg January 25, 2007

Goose

When a person has a very noticable way of swaying their hips from side to side, usually in a seductive manner

Dude, she gots a nice goose

by Dlavitz March 11, 2009

Goosejob

A wonderful way of saying goodjob that was made-up by Trent.

"Im amazing"

"GOOSEJOB!"

by HarrayPottar November 26, 2010

wild goose wait

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva

man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!

by Cucci Mane January 7, 2010

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

Goosebumps

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.

Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!

by That Great Cunt April 8, 2019