Mr Google Translate

A man who claims he can translate something but when he translates it it either completely gets it wrong or gets the important part.

What ever you do do not ask advice from Mr google translate

by ()!@#$%Hello world November 13, 2017

panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

The Lady from Google

First coined by a Saskatchewan youth in 2018 to describe the voice of the English version of Google Translate the term was subsequently used and popularised by Stephen Hawking to describe the transgender version of his voice. Since Stephen Hawking's death, however, the term has taken a broader meaning, now referring not specifically to his transgender-voice, but to the voice of English-Google Translate, generally.

Dylan: "Fuck, we gotta read this shitty book in English class by next class and I haven't even read page one!"
John: "Hey, that's fine, just copy and paste the text and get the Lady from Google to read it to you."
Dylan: "That's a great idea!"
(Dylan went on to fail his exam.)

by Faucet-Wizard June 10, 2018

google cruise

To search random words/phrases on Google, Google Images, Urban Dictionary, or other search engines, due to extreme boredom.

sarah_briarmoss: Hey Bob, have you been google cruising lately?

Bob: Yup, what else is there to do at school?

Google Cruise is a fun thing to do!

by sarah_briarmoss October 18, 2006

google tan

Similar to "goggle tan". Instead, you have "Google" imprinted on your face from being in front of Google's intense UV rays for too long.

Dude! You are teh l33t, I am in awe of your google tan.

by Jason Davies December 9, 2008

googleplex

actually, it's googolplex. a googol is a 1 with 100 zeros after it. a googolplex is a 1 with a googol zeros after it.

actual words from googol making program, and on my slow old laptop, too:
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
written by computer in 0 milliseconds
googolplex time
1000 digits reached in 16924 milliseconds
Googolplex would be written by computer in 564410.22 milliseconds or 0.1567806 hours(about 9 minutes).

by Eins und Eins September 5, 2005

Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.

I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!

by fizzeh January 19, 2008