Floaf

Fluffy loaf; as used with a cat when they go into loaf position

Awww, my cat is a floaf now

by anonymous March 6, 2025

floaker

1. A character type in China Mieville’s Embassy Town
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.

“ who were we? Not many, a gathering of no ones, floakers, dissident Staff, a handful of precious Ambassadors. But our numbers were growing,”
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011

by Archem42 April 12, 2025

floater

when in a pool, you may be kicked out due to a “floater.” this refers to feces.

“Some kid left a floater in the pool. Disgusting.”

by emo veemo June 28, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

Up float

Opposite of down fall

"She is too aggressive. That's her downfall. She has made a lot of enemies." "Maybe being too aggressive is her up float. She has a very successful career."

by jvd4486 February 10, 2010