Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"
Paul: "What? Why?"
Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."
Paul: "What? Why?"
Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."
by Lightning533 January 5, 2011
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Jordan "hey wanna go prom"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"
by Willz May 20, 2017
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When friends and family members gather around before Thanksgiving. An assortment of food is prepared and stories are shared of why everyone is friends and thankful for each other. The only difference between Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving is someone at the party secretly dips their genitals in the gravy before everyone eats without telling a soul. The big secret is then revealed a couple weeks later via picture or video.
Friendsgiving was great! I ate so much food and everyone was conversing nicely. I will say, the gravy was a little on the salty side. I wonder why that was?
by Larry Templeton November 20, 2013
Get the Friendsgiving mug."I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011
Get the Friendship Speech mug.when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are
1. yo joe
2. ya,whats up?
1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit
2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox
1. i know, lets shun noah
2. ya,whats up?
1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit
2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox
1. i know, lets shun noah
by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010
Get the The Friendship Paradox mug.I liked you and enjoyed spending time with you, but now you are creeping me out. You are very possessive of me, stalking me and you won't allow me to talk to any other guy/girl except you. This will never work out and I'm out!
Let's just be friends.
by Poison Ivy Aka Red June 1, 2018
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