Dashe' Lee
1. Dashe' Lee,
one of the most known, crazy, irresistible monstrous 5 year olds, on this planet, in fact, THE most dangerous 5 year old deodorant throwing female in the world. Dashe' is amazing in bed cause she feisty and pulls hair.
2. An adjective, to describe, someone of pure awesomeness.
3. Pure awesomeness.
4. The Holy Grail Of Awesomeness.
5. The sex.
6. 5 is a lie.
7. :
1. Dashe' Lee,
one of the most known, crazy, irresistible monstrous 5 year olds, on this planet, in fact, THE most dangerous 5 year old deodorant throwing female in the world. Dashe' is amazing in bed cause she feisty and pulls hair.
2. An adjective, to describe, someone of pure awesomeness.
3. Pure awesomeness.
4. The Holy Grail Of Awesomeness.
5. The sex.
6. 5 is a lie.
7. :
1.
Anthony : Who is the sex?
Dashe' : I am the sex.
Anthony : Of course. -walks away-
2. Guy 1 : Dude I met some chick the other night!
Guy 2 : No way!
Guy 1 : I know she's so Dashe' Lee.
Anthony : Who is the sex?
Dashe' : I am the sex.
Anthony : Of course. -walks away-
2. Guy 1 : Dude I met some chick the other night!
Guy 2 : No way!
Guy 1 : I know she's so Dashe' Lee.
by d00d0mg235235 July 29, 2009
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"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"
by bruciebaby October 15, 2014
Get the Pebble dashed mug.Revolutionary band that decided that the best way to make music is to cut off their own testicles and write lyrics about problems that melodramatic teenagers have. At first, they wanted to play Goth music, paint their fingernails, and write in blogs. This doesn't make too much money so they moved on to downsizing to an entire new ensemble (with their parents money of course). Bought new acoustic guitars, a lighter drumset, haircuts, and new knifes to cut their wrists with.
After the transformation, the lead singer had a revelation. He realized that his balls were the reason they weren't making any money. He had surgery to get them removed that way his voice was higher. After the removal, he experienced a strange side effect in which the recipient feels depressed all the time (probably cause he has no balls).
After writing some songs, the band needed some lyrics. The default backup lyrics writer had no balls, could he do it? Why yes, yes he did. Unfortunately, all he wrote about was his ex-girlfriends, failed attempts to cut his wrists, his bottle of zoloft, and his cool sneakers.
The band was an immediate hit, the lyrics hit the problems of every melodramatic, mildly retarded teenager of America. I mean, the music made the listeners have more confidence (Some guy with no balls makes alot of money, thats gotta raise someones confidence).
After they sold theirselves to the devil, they made a music video to put on MTV. The worst TV station ever created.
In conclusion, if you are looking for music that will make you want to slit your wrists, beat the shit out of your ex girlfriend, masturbate to kiddy porn, and cry all day, you've found it. Dashboard Confessional.
They have a book coming out soon, its called "How to produce shit and make money!". (Publisher: MTV)
After the transformation, the lead singer had a revelation. He realized that his balls were the reason they weren't making any money. He had surgery to get them removed that way his voice was higher. After the removal, he experienced a strange side effect in which the recipient feels depressed all the time (probably cause he has no balls).
After writing some songs, the band needed some lyrics. The default backup lyrics writer had no balls, could he do it? Why yes, yes he did. Unfortunately, all he wrote about was his ex-girlfriends, failed attempts to cut his wrists, his bottle of zoloft, and his cool sneakers.
The band was an immediate hit, the lyrics hit the problems of every melodramatic, mildly retarded teenager of America. I mean, the music made the listeners have more confidence (Some guy with no balls makes alot of money, thats gotta raise someones confidence).
After they sold theirselves to the devil, they made a music video to put on MTV. The worst TV station ever created.
In conclusion, if you are looking for music that will make you want to slit your wrists, beat the shit out of your ex girlfriend, masturbate to kiddy porn, and cry all day, you've found it. Dashboard Confessional.
They have a book coming out soon, its called "How to produce shit and make money!". (Publisher: MTV)
by Veritas_Aequitas May 13, 2005
Get the dashboard confessional mug.An amazing emo band with amazing lyrics. Before you people go an bash their songs, because you've "earned" something about the so called emo stereotype, freakin' listen to the damn songs, mmkay? The lyrics are amazingly written, and you have no damn right what so ever to bash them.
I am, Vindicated, I Am selfish, I am Wrong, I Am Right I Swear I'm right I Swear I Knew It All Along...<333
by Savanna<3 May 30, 2005
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