Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

by kidboston May 4, 2018

Couchdancing

Couchdancing

Ah. Susan that fat old bitch was couchdancing all night.

by Masterjwizard January 19, 2019

couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

by The duke785 April 27, 2019

Couch

The ginger bear at the gaybar that lets anyone and their friends lay on him.

Ew look at that couch over there. He just let that whole group of people lay down and fu ck.

by PDGinNEPA June 23, 2019

couch material

Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.

I was gonna make out with him but he's just not couch material.

by Hshshgdh October 17, 2019

couch

Tami always joins the party when everyones gone.

Ive really hurried to get here to see you.
Quick chat on the couch?

by Krkič June 15, 2020

Clotch

A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials

Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 9, 2020