chocolate throat

A build up of semen in throat. Can be fatal in some cases. Is worse in cases when cum has been drank from a goblet of some sort.

'yo dude did that girl give you a blowjob then?' 'shit yeah but she got really bad chocolate throat'

by money&shoes November 18, 2013

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006

Chocolate geyser

When you feed your partner laxatives and you piledrive their ass until the diarrhoea explodes out.

Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.

Bro i just took my girlfriend out to taco bell and we're gonna have a chocolate geyser for dessert later.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2017

Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.

Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"

by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010

Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Chocolate Lugie

Fecal matter that is ejected from the penis along with semen after anal sex.

Yeah dude, I totally shot a chocolate lugie all over her.

by ko7 October 2, 2007

Chocolate cream

After you nut in a chick you take a shit and jam it inside her.

Hey bro, I totally chocolate creamed this chick last night.

by Charles boyle October 29, 2018